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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf PC

Platform:
PC: Windows
Release date:
2025
Developers:
Hmph Studios
Publishers:
Hmph Studios
Genres:
Action, Adventure, Casual, Horror, Platform, Survival
Themes:
2D, Climb, Golf, Indie, Physics, Psychological
Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.
translateLanguage
Interface:
English, German, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, Portuguese - brazil, Russian, Simplified chinese, Spanish, Spanish - Latin America
Voice:
English
Subtitles:
English, German
sports_esportsController
Mouse and keyboard
Gamepad
peopleModes
Single Player
Cooperative
Online
2 players
Multiplayer
Online
Yes
storageRequirements
Minimum
CPU
Dual Core 2.4 Ghz
Memory
2 GB RAM
Storage
500 MB available space
Note
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Recommended
Network
Broadband Internet connection
albumFormat
Digital
storeStore
Steam link
2025

“This Is Why We Don't Play Golf” is an action-adventure game focused on golf, developed by Hmph Studios for PC and released in 2025. The game offers both single-player and multiplayer gameplay and features cooperative play. Available on Steam. It includes English voice acting.

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