This Is Why We Don't Play Golf PC

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Platform:

PC: Windows

Release date:

2025

Developers:

Hmph Studios

Publishers:

Hmph Studios

Genres:

Action, Adventure, Casual, Horror, Platform, Survival

Themes:

2D, Climb, Golf, Indie, Physics, Psychological

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

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Interface:

English, German, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, Portuguese - brazil, Russian, Simplified chinese, Spanish, Spanish - Latin America

Voice:

English

Subtitles:

English, German

sports_esportsController

Mouse and keyboard

Gamepad

peopleModes

Single Player

Cooperative

Online

2 players

Multiplayer

Online

Yes

storageRequirements

Minimum

CPU

Dual Core 2.4 Ghz

Memory

2 GB RAM

Storage

500 MB available space

Note

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Recommended

Network

Broadband Internet connection

albumFormat

Digital

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Steam link

2025

“This Is Why We Don't Play Golf” is an action-adventure game focused on golf, developed by Hmph Studios for PC and released in 2025. The game offers both single-player and multiplayer gameplay and features cooperative play. Available on Steam. It includes English voice acting.

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