Don't press X to free the pirate! PC

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Platform:

PC: Windows

Release date:

January, 2026

Developers:

Ikucrea

Publishers:

Ikucrea

Genres:

Adventure, Casual, First Person, Visual Novel

Themes:

Anime, Comedy, Indie, JRPG, Pirates, Psychological

Clash wits with the most manipulative pirate in gaming history. He will beg, gaslight, and meme until you break. In this satire of gaming culture, your only goal is to NOT press X. But you probably will.

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Interface:

English, Russian

Voice:

English

Subtitles:

English, Russian

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Mouse and keyboard

Gamepad

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Single Player

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Minimum

Windows 10 (64-bit)

CPU

Intel Core i3 (Or a hamster on steroids)

Memory

8 GB RAM

Gpu

NVIDIA GT 730 / Intel HD 620

DirectX

Version 10

Storage

1 GB available space

Note

USER REQUIREMENT: You must possess a Level 50 Resistance to Cynicism. If you are easily offended by cringy jokes, bad puns, or mean pirates, DO NOT INSTALL.

Recommended

Windows 10 / 11 (64-bit)

CPU

Intel Core i5

Memory

8 GB RAM

Gpu

NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060

DirectX

Version 11

Storage

2 GB available space

Note

RECOMMENDED EXPERIENCE: 15+ years of internet lurking required. Proficiency in MMO mechanics and gaming tropes is essential. A general appreciation of Otaku culture is a massive plus (and will help you survive the references).

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Digital

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Steam link

January, 2026

“Don't press X to free the pirate!” is a visual novel adventure game featuring comedy, indie and anime elements, developed by Ikucrea for PC. The game offers single-player gameplay. Available on Steam. It includes English voice acting.

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